One night, I was awoken with a loud crash. I thought a Decepticon had crashed through my windows, but when I went to check – horrors!
At least 6 tiles had fallen off my bathroom wall. What the … who has ever heard of tiles falling off the wall?
It’s been an eyesore since. I’ve tried to find an exact match to the tiles, but being as anal as I am, the colours are always a tone too light or dark (due to different batch firing, they told me). I can’t bear an off-color patch on my wall, so what do I do?
The problem is … there are two sides to me – the FruGirl and GlamQueen, and both want different things.
FruGirl: Oh, an Ikea picture frame will cover the spot perfectly. (Translate: It’s cheap!)
GlamQueen: Perhaps, but it’s hard to get an exact fit (Translate: Seriously… can you live with the unfinished, un-chic look?)
FruGirl: We can lengthen the Ribba, you know. (Translate: You call yourself an IKEA Hacker?!) GlamQueen: But the 30cm x 30cm tiles are so last millennium. Re-tiling the whole bathroom would be delightful! (Translate: You cheapskate!)
So the argument in my head has been going on for months now, with no resolution in sight. I am turning to you, my readers, for some fresh ideas. And no, I’m not schizo.
Just to illustrate the CoupleSpeak dilemma, though I am … erm … but one person. Some of you are luckier; you actually have a real person to “argue with without arguing”. And if you can capture the essence of the crossed frequencies in a video, you may just win $5000. And let me tell you, money solves plenty of arguments. At least it’ll shut the FruGirl in me up.
The CoupleSpeak contest is up and running and is brought to you by the good people at 3M, who make home improvement goodies such as ScotchBlue tape, Leadcheck swabs, 3M TEKK protection, Abrasives, and Tough Duct Tape.
More about the 3M video contest. The ingredients:
- A short video, no longer than 2 minutes, about a DIY project.
- It should NOT feature any 3M products.
- It should capture the differences in which you communicate.
- Keep it clean. Funny is good.
